How Shitty Fast Food Stole a Lifetime of Free Indian Food from Me.
Posted by facepuncher in Thailand on March 29, 2011
Not too long ago, I was out with an American who had just arrived in Thailand. While giving the obligatory night market tour, I recommended a nearby Indian place that is slightly overpriced but damn good. He scrunched his face up like a five-year-old and said: “Indian food is gross dude. Look, a McDonald’s! No way! [...]
The “how does this place stay in business” Farang Speaks!
Posted by facepuncher in News and Rants on February 25, 2011
Just a few weeks after posting my know your farang article, The Nation and the Chiang Mai tourist police have been kind enough to provide me with a bit of additional blogging fodder in the form of a particularly grumpy (and probably very lonely) “how does this place stay in business” Farang. (story here) I’m [...]
It’s No Watson…
Posted by facepuncher in Shitty Web Comics on February 17, 2011
Watson may have schooled us meatbags in jeopardy, but its retarded step cousin the microwave still can’t tell the difference between a piece of completely frozen meat and a mug of lukewarm water. Of course, that didn’t stop me from buying one when we moved into the new house last year. I just picked up the cheapest [...]
Every Sports Conversation I’ve Ever Had, Ever.
Posted by facepuncher in Shitty Web Comics on February 16, 2011
I’d be willing to bet good money that a graph charting the popularity of organized religion over the last 100 years is inversely proportional to a graph charting the popularity of commercial and collegiate team sports. But hey man, whatever floats your boat. I’m not judging you. Whether you are chatting up your imaginary friend or cheering on your [...]
Why No One will Ever Write a Facebook Killer
Posted by facepuncher in Shitty Web Comics on February 4, 2011
Because wordpress wants me to pay 14.99 to edit the theme / HTML / CSS on my blog (fair enough but I’m cheap…), you’ll need to click the image for a full sized version.
Finding Stuff
Posted by facepuncher in Shitty Web Comics on January 19, 2011
Come on now, I can’t be good at EVERYTHING. That just wouldn’t be fair.
Post Douche
Posted by facepuncher in Shitty Web Comics on January 17, 2011
Check this out mang… If your philosophy, religious beliefs, musical genre or cooking style is “post” anything, I am “post paying attention”. Seriously, tell me what you are, not what you aren’t. Better yet, show me. Actions are the new words.
