Betanese For Dummies

Sure, it looks romantic now... but romeo here will be spouting betanese by the weekend.

Earlier this week, I received some awful news from a good friend that her boyfriend had dumped her a few weeks before her birthday. While not relevant directly to their situation, as a good man needs more than beauty alone, I’ll add that she is extraordinarily hot. She also has a charming, witty personality. I can’t speak to her qualities as a girlfriend, as we have never dated, but she seems like a nice girl.

According to her, his reasons were that “he was not good enough for her” and that “she deserves something better”.

Oh, the subtleties of “Betanese”. A secret language of beta and omega males that has existed for centuries, if not millenia, for men who lack the testicular fortitude to be direct with the opposite sex. For the uninitiated, I’ve done some translations of common Betanese phrases into plain English. I’ll start with the few gems Mr. X dropped on my unsuspecting friend.

“I’m not good enough for you.” —-> You’re not good enough for me.

“You deserve to be happy” —–> You make me miserable.

“I just want you to be happy” —-> I’ll accept any situation or set of circumstances that leads to me not having to be your boyfriend, including but not limited to watching you blow the whole football team.

“I need some time to figure myself out” —-> I need some time to bang more chicks before I settle down with someone better than you to have a family.

“Let’s not call it a break up, let’s just take a break for a few weeks and then talk about it” —-> An ex-girlfriend will be in town for a week, and I need a free pass to bang her without putting up with your shit. (OR) I want to bang the new chick at work and not feel guilty about it.

“I need to find someone who is a free spirit, like me” —-> You won’t let me put it in your mouth and/or ass.

“I love you, I’m just not IN love with you” —-> The spark of lust we once had has died. Our sex based relationship has become boring.

“You’re so wonderful, and I know I’m just going to end up hurting you” —-> I’ve unsucsessfully tried to hook up with someone you know, and I know you’re going to find out sooner or later.

You may have noticed these are quite similar to the phrases women sometimes use to break it off with their emotionally fragile, pathetic boyfriends. Since beta and omega males are actually more closely related to women than they are to men, it is natural that their language, Betanese is nothing more than a derivative of Vaginish… the secret code language of all females.

Women, who by their nature are nurturers who need to take care of men, shouldn’t be faulted for trying to coddle their pathetic boyfriends even in the final stages a doomed relationship. But what kind of men would use these cryptic, enigmatic phrases to break it off? Well, me for starters, from the ages of about 14-21. As a reformed Betanese speaker myself, I am an expert on such matters.

Trust me ladies, as a man who has lived on both sides of the tracks,  I can promise you that you will feel much better if you get regularly pumped by an alpha badass who will look you right in the eyes and unrepentantly tell you “I’m fucking other girls, don’t expect much from me”. At least then you will feel like a woman, and you’ll have a definite object to focus your fem-hate on. This will initially make it easier to move on, should you ever decide to, although later your panties will drip every time said man’s name is mentioned simply because he is so unattainable and has already been pre-selected by dozens of other women.

Can you spot the fluent Betaneese speaker?

This is highly preferable to the ambiguous and difficult to pin down shame of being dumped by the kind of low value man who says things like “You’re too good for me”.

So, My advice to my very cute friend: You’re barely into your 20’s. This is not the time to be looking for a husband or long term partner. In the meantime, find a real man, who knows his value… and yours. Someone who isn’t afraid to tell you exactly what is going on in his primitive, mammalian brain. It will be a bumpy ride, but you will love the chase of trying to pin him down, and you will never bore of trying to “change” him into a family man. If you are a real woman (and I think you are), you will eventually succeed at this. If you are a closet succubus, you’ll get what you deserve and end up marrying some beta-provider toolbag who can’t get it up past 30.

Happy Hunting!

The Second Amendment

This is a disturbing article.

While I am all for the pendulum of American politics swinging back to the opposite pole, for a while at least to create balance, gun control is an issue where I will forever remain conservative.

The question is wheather or not this paranoia is founded in truth, or this is just another case of a bunch of Rednecks freaking out and getting excited over any opportunity to add to the family arsenal. 

The argument in favor of gun control will forever escape me. The typical argument I hear from my bleeding heart liberal douchebag friends is “There is serious gun control in Europe and the rate of violent crime there is much lower”. 

This is untrue, and I have two points to make in reference to this ageless liberal rhetoric.

1) The violent crime rate is just as high, and much higher in some of the nations only recently added to the EU. More people get stabbed and beaten to death in Europe. I’ll take a bullet over slow painful death by bludgeoning any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Guns don’t kill people, people kill people… often. That will never stop or change, no matter how many sociology classes you take. There are plenty of people in the world who didn’t enjoy the privileged life you did and would jump at the opportunity to kill you for little more than the clothes you are wearing.

2) We are to guns what Columbia is to Cocaine. In the United States, fully automatic machine guns were totally legal to own until 1984. Europeans by contrast, have been pussies for over a century about guns, and most European nations have had restrictions on private ownership of guns to some extent since their invention.

Point number one is self explanitory. Let’s bear in mind point number two and delve a bit deeper, into the mind of the criminal.

What is a Criminal? We could define one quite simply as “a person who does not obey the law”. It is typical liberal logic to assume that making something against the law will make people who, by their nature don’t obey the law, somehow comply. 

This guy will be first in line to turn in his guns...

 

Immagine this conversation:

Cletus: Yo ese, I’m gonna kill this fucker.

Timmy: Word. But make sure you use a knife. Guns is illegal and shit.

Here’s the bottom line: The American government will never be able to get rid of all the guns in this country. They won’t even be able to get close. Assuming the police gave up on everything EXCEPT collecting guns from private citizens, the infrastructure and manpower needed to collect over 200 million registered firearms simply does not exist. This is not to mention the millions of illegally circulating weapons that aren’t registered.

Making guns illegal will do nothing except to take them from the hands of law abiding citizens while virtually guaranteeing that a massive organized crime boom will occur, much in the same way drug cartels started popping up in the 1980’s with stiffer drug laws. 

A massive black market will be born, and it will probably be EASIER for criminals to get weapons as a result of the dedicated networks of supply and manufacturing that will be put in place.

I’m all for criminal background checks, but anything else is nothing more than the clumsy apparatus of government trying to fix the gun problem with the same poorly conceived legislation that failed in the war on drugs. 

Instead of treating the symptoms of a fucked up society, liberals should apply themselves where they usually actually do some good… in getting more money for education and programs to help people in underprivileged neighborhoods. 

Rock the boat, I mean, vote…

This will probably be an unpopular post. Everyone is so caught up in the election. To a disturbing degree. I guess I would be too… except I have been able to mostly escape the massive media brainwashing campaign being waged on Americans (and the rest of the world).

Oh, that’s right, I’m going there. So get out your tin foil hat and keep an eye out for blacked out helicopters, cause you just bought a one way ticket to conspiracy theory town. 

Here’s sworn testimony you might have considered before you spent 187 hours volunteering your time to force your worthless political opinions on others:

Former NASA Programmer Testifies US Elections Rigged

The Bilderberg group runs the world, and no matter what you and the other early voting ass clowns I see on TV that can rarely articulate their reasons for supporting either candidate think, this election has already been decided. So please, stop regurgitating some sound bite that has been burned into your brain by the Media, you sound like a monkey.  

The only question is, who was chosen to lead?  

What's He rebelling against? What have you got???

In the Blue Corner, Barack Obama. It’s a safe bet that he will win and here’s why:

1) He will be used as a short term “good cop” to smooth talk our way out of the last 8 years. We will maneuver ourselves into strategic alliances that are convenient for the present, but can  later be broken again in another 5-10 years when they no longer serve American interests.

2) Under the guise of him being percieved as a weak president, Another “false flag” operation, bigger than 9/11 can be waged within 4-6 months of Obama taking office. This will further justify action against Iran, Syria or North Korea. An added bonus will be that it will swing American politics back to the right (or at least center), restore Republican control of congress and keep liberals from railroading absurd legislation. 

3) He will try (without success) to pry the guns out of the cold, dead hands of conservative Americans.

VS.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

In the Red Corner, John McCain. Here’s why he won’t win:

1) Americans need an enemy image. In a move of sheer strategic genius, Bush has given the American people two great enemies. First… the terrorists, and then later, himself. The collective hatred of Bush, and by association, McCain, is being used to funnel support for Obama.

2) Even traditionally uber-conservative media mouthpieces like Fox News have shown a complete bias not only in favor of Obama, but against McCain. Since the media is under the control of the “puppet masters”, it’s logical to conclude that this is intentional, as a means of keeping people from questioning what will likely be landslide election results.

Whichever Canidate is elected… expect:

• Countries to start taking sides when we start our next preemptive invasion. WWIII? Maybe. Probably not. More like a second Cold War. Everyone will pussy out of throwing down in any real way due to mutually assured destruction and instead continue waging low intensity conflicts through proxies.
   

• A slow but steady buildup of US military and civil support for India as a counter to China’s influence and as a Nuclear check against Pakistan.

• The collapse of the Kim Jong Il Regime and tensions over dealing with the aftermath between China, Russia, The United States and South Korea, who all have conflicting interests.

• The continued manipulation of the world economy by Elite Banking interests to bankrupt companies and smaller banks which can then be purchased and absorbed for pennies on the dollar.

As usual, I favor neither of the political parties or their representatives. I’m for what has worked just fine for America decades… total control of world events by a select few intellectual and affluent elite.  Trivial politics of the masses don’t register, because the decisions that matter are made by a few very smart, very rich men.  Any way you slice it, the next 4 years are going to be a wild ride, no matter who wins this election.