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Watson may have schooled us meatbags in jeopardy, but its retarded step cousin the microwave still can’t tell the difference between a piece of completely frozen meat and a mug of lukewarm water.
Of course, that didn’t stop me from buying one when we moved into the new house last year. I just picked up the cheapest Samsung analog jobbie I could find at Carrefour (similar to the one in the photo). I think it was 30 bucks or something.
I’m comfortable with my choice. At least with analog knobs you get a continuum of shitty options, allowing for the illusion of control as you endlessly fiddle with the amount of terrible your microwave delivers. I’ll take that any day over having my food destroyed in perfectly measured digital chunks.
