How to feel good about your shitty life.

A few of you might remember the post I wrote a few weeks ago about chain letters. Well, I got an absolute beauty that I thought I would post today. Since the interwebz are rife with how to lists, top ten lists (top 5 in this case) and so on, I thought I would modify [...]

Testify!

Wait, really? Did I just hear a vice presidential candidate call American involvement in Iraq a mission from God? That’s right. An all powerful, all knowing, enlightened supreme entity, creator of all things, infinite in his love and understanding and perfect in his wisdom has been waiting for 13.73 billion six thousand years. To send Americans to Iraq. To do… what [...]

Barbershop

There is really nothing quite like a Southeast Asian barbershop on a Sunday. There’s a faint hint of barbasol and aqua velva or some equally horrid aftershave in the air. Sex Panther perhaps. Rusty barbers chairs covered in puke green olive drab vinyl. Linoleum floors once white, curled up around the walls and yellowed with age. Cracked [...]